- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

I have a crush on my dad.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Shut the cork up!

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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