I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

what do you watch ? a tv

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Seth stock has a large penis

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

0 + 0 = 0

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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