- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

women outside of the kitchen

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Penis penis poop butt

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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