what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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womens rights

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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The cow went moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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