what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Penis

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Anti Joke

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