How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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terry stockton is straight

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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