- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Joey mayer's face

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

what happened to your gran you tell me

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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