- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why did he die? He was sick.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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