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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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