What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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involved parents.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Alex Eggbert

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YOLO.

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Ebola

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where's my shotgun

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Anti Joke

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