Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Minecraft.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

WNBA

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Once upon a time.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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