- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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