Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

whats better than 24................. 25

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Guess what? No.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Nice weather we're having.

Anti Joke

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