Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Joey mayer's face

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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