What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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fack me!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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