Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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black guy graduating high school

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Your social life.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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