- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

How did the priest die? Masterbation

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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