- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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