Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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my namew is jd

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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