- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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