Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Anti Joke

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