- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.