What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Penis

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Your mom.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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