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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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