What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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knock knock who's there police

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Anti Joke

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