Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Michael Brown

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why did he die? He was sick.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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