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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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