There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Matt Damon

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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