Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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what's red and blue? your heart

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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