Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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