- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2? 4

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Your Mom.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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