How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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123 Main street

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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