Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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