Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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