Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

space is fun

Hi

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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