- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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