There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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