What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What is cold? Winter

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

-When is a door not a door? -Never

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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