- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

asian, do math

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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