Minecraft.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

You should never talk to strangers.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

WNBA

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

my friend is gay hes gay

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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