thermodynamics?

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Womens Rights.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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