Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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asian, do math

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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a ginger has a soul

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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