why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

the cast of the jersey shore

Matt Damon

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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