How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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