Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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