Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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It's long!

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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