- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Chicken

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Knock knock Come In.......

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Your mom.

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