- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

This is not a joke.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

1 Jew XD

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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