why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Cancer.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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