A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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...NO.

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19th amendment

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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