A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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WNBA

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i love huge wieners.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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