A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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I like hats XD!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Laugh.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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poop

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