What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Obama

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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obama leadership

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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democracy

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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women outside of the kitchen

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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